All things considered,
I do not need to sprinkle
"Arghs, Mateys, and Scurvy Dogs"
Throughout my speech today;
For I am a Wylie Pirate,
By token of my secondary school attendance,
And, as such,
I talk like a pirate,
Whether I like it or not!
Now, do I act like a pirate?
Am I talking with parrots,
And demanding your cargo,
And sending you down the plank?
Or, am I one of many
Dread Pirate Roberts
Training my name's heir
When I become loaded down with good fortune?
Alas, no, no, no, and no...
Men do not fear me,
Nor do they revere me -
For I am humble to the core,
And, usually,
Satisfied to live among the poor.
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