'I stand on top of the chair
To get a better look
At the upper bathroom cabinets
That I've decided to finally clean...'
"Make a sanity check, please, at minus ten."
'Oops. I failed that one big time...'
'Great molds from the outer realms
Bending space and time to their hive mind,
Growing out of control on these shelves -
Their black mass undulating
And releasing foul spores...!!'
That's the last they heard of him,
Finding only shredded clothes and shoes,
But a minute later
Atop the strangely blackened chair.
The lesson, ladies and gents?
Clean your bathroom regularly,
Or else Cthulu may become a cupcake
Compared to the gruesome mess
Growing "Out of sight, out of mind".
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